Right now my love JessieKitty and I are watching our stupid closeted neighbors act all homoerotic about their Chevy Suburbans together hahaha! They come to America, (they're such GENIUSES), buy these nice expensive trucks with the rims and the stereos, subwoofers, the whole nine yards, they have MATCHING front license plate covers, they even PARK the same way. If one is backed in, the other will turn his truck around. They live together WITH their wives and babies in a dumpy trashed one bedroom apartment that is barely big enough for one childless couple to live in. Yea, they're really bright. They sit out there and hang out in one or the other's truck for hours, probably smoking crack and rubbing each other off. What a couple of winners let me tell you. I bet you can't guess what country they're from haha! It's a country of geniuses who pick strawberries and spread manure!
Sunday, April 6, 2008
New Video
I sent out mail on Niteflirt to all you faithful. In it is a video of me jacking off over the camera, as if you were underneath me. It's very hot and there's a cumshot for you to drool and go crosseyed over. Here's a button for the dumb ones who get confused:
Right now my love JessieKitty and I are watching our stupid closeted neighbors act all homoerotic about their Chevy Suburbans together hahaha! They come to America, (they're such GENIUSES), buy these nice expensive trucks with the rims and the stereos, subwoofers, the whole nine yards, they have MATCHING front license plate covers, they even PARK the same way. If one is backed in, the other will turn his truck around. They live together WITH their wives and babies in a dumpy trashed one bedroom apartment that is barely big enough for one childless couple to live in. Yea, they're really bright. They sit out there and hang out in one or the other's truck for hours, probably smoking crack and rubbing each other off. What a couple of winners let me tell you. I bet you can't guess what country they're from haha! It's a country of geniuses who pick strawberries and spread manure!
Right now my love JessieKitty and I are watching our stupid closeted neighbors act all homoerotic about their Chevy Suburbans together hahaha! They come to America, (they're such GENIUSES), buy these nice expensive trucks with the rims and the stereos, subwoofers, the whole nine yards, they have MATCHING front license plate covers, they even PARK the same way. If one is backed in, the other will turn his truck around. They live together WITH their wives and babies in a dumpy trashed one bedroom apartment that is barely big enough for one childless couple to live in. Yea, they're really bright. They sit out there and hang out in one or the other's truck for hours, probably smoking crack and rubbing each other off. What a couple of winners let me tell you. I bet you can't guess what country they're from haha! It's a country of geniuses who pick strawberries and spread manure!
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Funny Niteflirt story
About 5 years ago, while I was still living in Duluth,MN, I used to have this regular caller who was quite entertaining. Not only was he Canadian, but Torontonian, which made humiliating him SO much more invigorating. (I'm from Buffalo, so you hockey fans get it, LEAFS SUCK!) Anyway, he liked to dress up like a nerd, flood pants, broken glasses, pocket protector, the whole nine yards. And I would describe scenarios to him where I was a bully beating on him, or robbing him in the street, stuff like that. But my most favorite scenario was the one where I was the pizza delivery guy. I would show up at his door, with a couple slices already missing. Then I would barge my way in, make him pay me for the pizza, and then eat the rest of it leaving him only a few crusts! Hahaha! And the kicker was that it made the little twerp CUM! And he would say, "You made me cum in my nerd pants." Hahahaha! Keep it up pervs, keep throwing yourselves and your money at my feet. I love giving you the business.
new niteflirt blog...
..this blog will be for my dealings on niteflirt, only. you'll find all of the items you can BUY from me through niteflirt, links to all of my listings, and new pictures and blog entries to keep you addicted.
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